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Bikini or lingerie I've made and helped make other's money. Tonight it dawned on me I should be the one taking advantage of my looks. What if I did a boudoir shoot for my books? In my author pages instead of just blurbing, why not add some titillating photos? I'm already starting to get "cut" again. (Unfortunately, writing is terrible exercise, so I had about ten pounds to lose.)

For Valentine's, I bought myself some rollerblades to build up my gluteus maximus. Rollerblading is great for core and ass, mostly ass! Lately, curvy butts are the in 'thing' and I've never had much of one. Time to find out if it is even possible by falling flat on my face a few times!

  

Lacking the balance for things like skateboarding or even riding a bicycle, since an accident when I was a wee brat that also gave me a slight concussion and temporary memory loss, I haven't been "sporty" but it's one of those things I kind of always wanted. Now that I'm in a time of "self" I'm ready to try again.

Wishing there were training wheels for inline skates or sticks like skiers use I'm going to be making a fool of myself for the next few months as I get the hang of the sport!

Luckily someone came up with protection for clutzes like me!
 
(I'm going to need a lot of it!)

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